Saturday started quietly enough, with a quick trip to the farmers’ market, where I picked up a couple of tomatoes, one cucumber, some okra, and a basket of peaches. Yummmm, peaches. But then I made the mistake of heading to Wally World.
Now, I would usually completely avoid WW on a Saturday morning, but it was early yet and I only needed two things, so I figured on being in and out again well before the mad rush started. And I was. Only problem is, what I saw in those few short minutes will be branded on my retinas for some time to come.
As I snaked through the aisles, I noticed a woman walking towards me who was causing quite a few shoppers to do double-takes. Here’s what she was wearing:
- platform shoes
- black panties
- a completely see-through “jumpsuit”
Thought the old gal in front of me was going to choke, and I suspect one or two people whipped out their camera phones in order to have proof. Wally World is a world of its own, but this pretty wins the blue ribbon for the most surprising thing I’ve seen there.
