Avast! Don’t be forgettin’ today’s Talk Like a Pirate Day. This here’s yer perfect opportunity to throw caution to the four winds and call that ungrateful land lubber* in your life “bilge rat” for a day.
So if’n yer in need of tips, go watch the videos, but otherwise, what’re ye watin’ for?
*lusty wenches, buxom wenches, feisty wenches, and young apprentice blacksmiths handy with swords need not apply.
this is the best news of the day. i need some pirate chat in my life.
(on a similar note: about a week ago, my girlfriend applied a fake tattoo to her forearm of a treasure chest full of pirate’s booty, accessorized by a skull. it hasn’t faded even minutely since and is really starting to freak me out. but at least it’s totally a propos today.)